If you don’t get this, we can’t be friends.
*Psycho theme starts playing*
if you google “cough” images, it’s like people giving imaginary bj
im being serious here, i mean, just look at this
i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao
thats terrible u should try a chair
i never tag my queued posts because i want you guys to always question whether or not I’m actually online. maybe this post is queued. maybe I’m on a plane to france. idk. mysterious.
i dont need a date i need cash
OMG DEEDEE LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND HAHAHAHAHAH
WHAT EVEN IS MY FACE OMFG JESS WTH HOW DID YOU FIND THIS????